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Song

If I Only Had a Brain

Times played
25
First
1989
Last
2021
Avg length
3:27
from 25 timed
The longest it ever went missing

84 shows without it, ending 1991-10-12.

Where it sits
  • 1opened a set
Longest on record

Only where a tape gives a length, so this is the longest anyone timed — not necessarily the longest ever played.

Across the decades
  • 880s
  • 1690s
  • 120s
Every performance
Played by yearMost in 1990: 9
19892021
DateBandVenueLength
1989-03-12PHISNectar's, Burlington3:46
1989-03-24PHISThe Paradise, Boston4:42
1989-04-14PHISThe Base Lodge, Johnson State College, Johnson3:17
1989-05-13PHISThe Orange Grove, Syracuse4:50
1989-10-01PHISThe Front, Burlington3:04
1989-11-10PHISSigma Phi House, Hamilton College, Clinton3:23
1989-11-11PHISPatrick Gymnasium, University of Vermont, Burlington3:08
1989-12-01PHISThe Paradise, Boston2:54
1990-01-29PHISThe Haunt, Ithaca2:42
1990-03-28PHISBeta Theta Pi Frat House, Denison University, Granville5:38
1990-04-05PHISJ.J. McCabe's, Boulder3:10
1990-04-08PHISFly Me to the Moon Saloon, Telluride3:08
1990-04-25PHISThe Clarke Memorial Fountain, Notre Dame University, Notre Dame2:48
1990-05-04PHISThe Colonial Theatre, Keene4:04
1990-05-23PHISThe Library, Richmond3:22
1990-10-06PHISCapitol Theatre, Port Chester2:33
1990-12-31PHISBoston World Trade Center Exhibition Hall, Boston2:25
1991-10-12PHISRoseland Theater, Portland3:25
1991-11-14PHISCat's Cradle, Chapel Hill3:34
1992-06-23PHISPhilipshalle, Düsseldorf3:22
1993-02-07PHISLisner Auditorium, George Washington University, Washington3:18
1993-04-30PHISSports Center, University of Hartford, West Hartford3:12
1993-08-21PHISSaltair Pavilion, Salt Lake City4:48
1993-12-29PHISNew Haven Veterans Memorial Coliseum, New Haven3:30
2021-10-30BILLHarrahs Cherokee Arena, Asheville2:23